
Another Hollywood Moron heard from.
Let's see, so far we have had Matt Damon, Rosie O'Donnell and Pamela Anderson attack Sarah Palin. Damon because she is a hockey Mom. O'Donnell because she is pretty and conservative like Elizebeth Hasselbeck. And in the greatest irony of all, Pamela Anderson who is most famous for her "Non-speaking" role in a sex tape with Tommy Lee, said of Palin, "She can suck it!" No, no Pamela. YOU, you can suck it!
Damon, O'Donnell and Anderson, hmmm, who, or who, is out there to join this Den of Dunces?
Bette Midler! Perfect! She fits right in. Now Bette, who you might not know is an expert on politically strategy, and the best place to talk political strategy is at a party during fashion week in New York. Well, wise old Bette has come up with a theory that the Republicans picked Sarah Palin because she looks like Tina Fey. Okay, stay with me now, the Republicans knew Tina Fey would portray her on Saturday Night Live and, according to Bette who must study these things, its worth 10-15 points in the polls.
10-15 Points!!!! Wow, the election is over. The Democrats need to quickly get rid of Joe Biden and find a replacement who looks like Amy Poehler.
Now I know you might be thinking that Bette Midler is senile, after all she is 124.
But wait, along comes this story from the AP that Tina Fey is "likely" to be on Saturday night Live tonight playing Sarah Palin.
Coincidence? I think not!
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Actors have to be the dumbest people on this planet after radio deejays.
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