Sunday, September 14, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Blasts Sarah On, Get This, Moral Issues!


Train wreck Lindsay Lohan, who has time share at the rehab center, is the latest Hollywood dimwit to attack Sarah Palin.

These quasi-stars travel in packs.

Let's check the list so far:

Pamela Anderson, who is famous for a homemade sex tape, said this about Sarah, "She can suck it!" No, no Pamela, we've seen the tape. You can suck it!

Rosie O'Donnell, who we pray to God will never release a sex tape as people will be struck blind.

Matt Damon, who's most recent starring role was in a self-aggrandizing comedy short named, "I'm F*cking Matt Damon!" With his ego, I'm certain he WOULD do that to himself if he could.

And now Lindsay Lohan who is dating a woman named Samantha Ronson, a nightclub DJ in New York. Lohan says she plans to marry Ronson. Yeah right, Lindsay's whole career is based on shocking headlines. Maybe she'll marry her for the divorce and then claim to be straight again. We'll see.

Anyway, Lindsay wrote a long diatribe ripping Palin on her MySpace blog. And get this, she is upset at Palin for her stances on premarital sex, birth control and gay rights. These are some of Lohan's favorite things.

I hear Palin is also against underage drinking, alcohol and drug abuse and driving under the influence, some other activities that have made Lindsay what she is today.

I can completely understand why Lohan dislikes Sarah Palin. The two are complete opposites.

And for the future of the country, Thank God!

3 comments:

Brendan said...

Let's look at one moral issue of Sarah's - Abortion. I'll leave it to you evangelical folk to tell a mother that she has to, under law, give birth to her rapist/incest conceived child.

Another moral issue - Creationism in school. Gee, lets teach our kids how to be stupid and ignorant. And while you are at it teach them that it is ok to shoot wolves from helicopters and airplanes during the winter when they can't hide and to take polar bears off the endangered species list so it will free up the land for oil drilling. And teach your kids that it is ok to BAN BOOKS!!

And you speak of Moral issues!!! Sarah Palin represents a very small and ignorant part of the population. Her moral issues are way out of the mainstream. Lindsay Lohan may be dysfunctional but she isn't flippin' crazy!

GO LINDSAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

For all we know, lindsay can be bisexual.

spectrum of human sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi , and asexual)

Being bi means that her lovers can be potentially male or female.
Just because she settles into a lesbian relationship (as most people are serial monogamists), it doesnt change her sexual orientation of bi (her attraction to both male and female)

Anonymous said...

Lindsay is a joke.