A house party in Anchorage turned into Animal House when the Palin's showed up in a stretch Hummer.
It seems Track Palin (the one who served in Iraq), didn't like that a former boyfriend of his sister Willow was there. They had words. Word turned to blows. The owner of the house tried to intervene and was met with several right hooks from former abstinence spokesperson Bristol Palin.
Mom and Dad then got involved with Sarah yelling, "Do you know who I am?" and husband Todd threatening everybody. Someone in the crowd then yelled out, "THis isn't some Hillbilly reality show."
Oh, if only it was. Then we would have pictures.
The Anchorage police confirm the fight and that the Palin's were involved, but there are no arrests because no one pressed charges.
Here is the police report:
“On Saturday, September 6, 2014 just before midnight Anchorage police responded to a report of a verbal and physical altercation taking place between multiple subjects outside of a residence located on the 900 block of Harbor Circle. A preliminary investigation by police revealed that a party had been taking place at a nearby residence and a fight had broken out between multiple subjects outside of the residence. At the time of the incident, none of the involved parties wanted to press charges and no arrests were made. However, the case is still an active investigation and is being reviewed by APD and the Municipal Prosecutors Office. Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident. Some of the Palin family members were in attendance at the party.”
Here’s the salacious scoop from Alaska political blogger Amanda Coyne:
“A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.”
Meanwhile, because the drama never ceases, the next night, Bristol Palin returned to her home in Wasilla to find a stalker in her driveway, who was arrested and charged with felony stalking.
Oh, please, someone send video or pictures.
So what did we learn. Don't mess with Track's sisters. Bristol can throw a punch. And a party isn't a party until the Palins show up.